Randy
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art

United States

You know what? Fuck that list of pre-determined bullshit. My name is Miranda, but I'd rather be called Randy. Don't like it? Too bad; nobody asked your opinion. I'm a writer, an amateur traditional artist becuase my tablet is a bitch, intermediate plush-maker, shitty sculptor, amateur voice actress, intermediate writer, and beginner 3D modeler.

I'll try pretty much every kind of music at least once, and seem to like everything except "Screamo," most rap, and country songs that have all seemed to run together by now (guns, booze, badonkadonk, 'MURICA).

I have a love for roleplaying, especially in the realm of Hetalia fandom roleplays.

I am a part of the Hetalia, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Vocaloid, MLP, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Portal fandoms, and am slowly being coaxed into TF2. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Spy VS Spy for no apparent reason, and should probably get that fixed one of these days, but no time soon.

At some point or another, I'd like to be a voice actress, even though my awkward-ass voice and tendency to speak far too quickly will probably kill that dreamship before it can launch.

I swear excessively, make jokes that will likely send me to hell, am a borderline-lesbian, agnostic Pro-Choice feminist (not a feminazi, and I will rip your anus out through your throat if you call me a feminazi), and I give no shits if I offend you. If what I say offends you, get off of my page and don't say anything. I enjoy pissing trolls off, and have had instances of winning against their sorry asses many times before. So go ahead; try me. I can give no less shits if I hurt your pretty little feelings.

If you find anything from earlier than two years ago, don't criticize me on it because that was likely a product of my "weaboo phase." I'm still trying to clean that shit up, and it's harder than it seems.

And lastly, if you ever bring up my username in an argument as a point to make my words seem any less intelligent, you automatically lose because you've obviously run out of arguments that aren't personal attacks. I'd have a different username, again, if I hadn't created this account during my "weaboo phase." If I can manage a Premium account, I'll gladly change my username into something that's less of an eyesore and an insult to my intelligence.

My username might be "ExtremeYAOIFanatic, but I'll ship anything. Except furries. Furries scare me.